been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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