ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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