so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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