Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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