Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
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Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
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I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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