sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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