Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
sex in a hospital.. check
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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