I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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