GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
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The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
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i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE