Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
the condom got lost in my hair
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
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talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
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I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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