Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
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