I think i sorta joined a cult last night
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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