ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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