brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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