no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
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She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
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Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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