you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
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All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
my poor anus
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Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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