Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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