Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
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We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
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Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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