Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
she peed on how many people?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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