No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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