her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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