bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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