Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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