We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
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almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
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Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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