if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
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