my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
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well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
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In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
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