you have to choose: penises or morals?
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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