i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
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