Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
i think im in europe. pls send help
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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