the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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