Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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