I love black thongs
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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