talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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