he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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