wat bout pragnant strippers??
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
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