At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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