I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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