carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Can't talk, ducks in the car
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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