Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
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I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
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We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I FOUND THE LEGS
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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