fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
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Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
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She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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