it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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