Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
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Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I just googled if crying burns calories
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
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She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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