we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
