She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
try to milk me bitch
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