never play flip cup with pint glasses
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
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on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
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If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
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