i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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