He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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