love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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