So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
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You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
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You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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