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(979): View more from Texas

She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..

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(214): View more from Texas

In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.

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(310): View more from California

I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.

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(904): View more from Florida

hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.

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(519): View more from Ontario

I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

What time did you start drinking?

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Maybe.

(617): View more from Massachusetts

Maybe isn't a time...

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(773): View more from Illinois

she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep

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(239): View more from Florida

You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species

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(225): View more from Louisiana

I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨

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