I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
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Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
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Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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