i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Randomize
