well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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