Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
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About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
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Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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